Not Suitable For Heterosexual Males
Maybe it was because they already knew that they had the 18-40 males demograph pretty much locked down, that they decided it was time to expand their fanbase.
“But how?”, said one beleagured film producer. “How do we get the women?”
“Eureka!”, said the second executive, and et voila:
You like the smart and funny and the six pack? There’s Ryan Reynolds!
You like the sporty and the kinda dumb and the six pack? There’s Taylor Kitsch!
You like the big brute with a heart of gold and good dancing shoes? There’s Hugh Jackman!
You like the big brute with the facial hair and the look of rough about him? There’s Liev Schriber!
You like women? There’s some chick nobody knows.
Fellas….. we don’t stand a chance come May.
Also, anyone have any idea what it is on the floor that has them all so moodily transfixed?
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