Big Screen Wally

Sometimes I think that there is still some glimmer of hope in Hollywood in terms of originality. This slice of time usually occurs around the release of a Pixar movie and I feel all good inside. “Wow, toys coming to life! Wow, the last robot on Earth falls in love! Wow, a house flies away with balloons!”

But more often than not Hollywood shows what it really is; an all consuming entity of intelligence destroying, soul sapping evil. No book, play, video game, tv show, graphic novel, foreign film, old film, comic book, theme park ride or time in history is safe from it, and now, well……

WheresWaldo

I mean come on now, for seriously, Where’s Wally? Is this what has been hiding at the bottom of the barrel? Just when you thought you couldn’t scrap anything else up from the dredges, you found this, right next to your idea of making a film about that self-help book written by that 9 year old. I really hope it’s directed by the guy who made Inspector Gadget, in 3-D, with Wally played by that McLuvin’ kid, and maybe he can be friends with Eddie Murphy or Steve Martin or some other once great comedian who can’t find his way out of the kiddie’s flick section in the Fox backlot. That’d be awesome, wouldn’t it! Can you imagine it? Just two hours of this:

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Except in 3-frickin’-D! Totallyawesomecool.

June 5, 2009. Tags: , , , , . douch alert, funny, Is that really necessary?, movies, oh sweet jesus. Leave a comment.

Beyonce/Sasha Fierce/Joe Jonas

If I had any real interest in The Jonas Brothers I’m sure this video would be like ohmygodtotallyfunnyandhotandsexyandfunnyandstuff but seeing as I really am just aware of their existence I can see it for what it really is.  A video to plug their new album.  And it is pretty funny.  But then it is the kind of thing that you can see happening at drunken parties everywhere, just no-one has the inclination to have it happen in some kind of studio and to add an effect or two.  But the main thing is that drink would be involved. The Jo Bro’s dont get drunk do they? Hmmmm.

June 4, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . douch alert, funny, hollywood gossip, Is that really necessary?, movies, music, oh sweet jesus, random, tv. 1 comment.

The Weighing Kind

nadineNadine Coyle is one sexy lady, there’s no denying that most men would gladly have her as their other half, but maybe they’d reconsider it after hearing about her latest diet obsession. 

Having dinner at The Ivy in London, Nadine ordered a portion of plain fish, no sauce or seasoning, then produced an electronic scales and proceeded to weigh the meal.  Obviously there was somethin’ kinda huge about the meal cos she then broke some of it off and asked for that part to be taken away. An onlooker said “It was the oddest thing I’ve ever seen, but she acted as though it was the most normal thing in the world.”

Obviously all these sexiest woman polls Cheryl Cole has been beating her in lately have triggered off the crazy.

June 4, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . hollywood gossip, hot hotness, Is that really necessary?, music, oh sweet jesus, random, tv. Leave a comment.

Repeat offender

SHOWBIZ Glamour 205508Kirsty Gallacher really does know how to do a wardrobe malfunction.  Following hot on the heels (ahem) of her last incident with a pair of  gladiator sandals which she advertised to the world were £25 from New Look by leaving the tag on the bottom, comes this run in with a bodycon dress at the Glamour Woman of  The Year Awards. Poor Kirst probably thought she was bang on with her one shoulder body con and shoe boot things but little did she know (allegedly) that no-one would be paying a blind bit of notice to her fashionista skills.

And while the shoe thing was a malfunction that got more cringeable as we looked at the photo, the malfunction pictured above gets less embarrassing as you look at it and becomes either a) more jealous rage-inducing (for the ladies) or b) more drool-inducing (for the blokes).

She may have forgotten her bra but clearly she feels she doesnt need it and seeing as we can basically see her naked we can figure out that she doesn’t either.  That is one killer bod and teamed with the fact that she loves sport  I think I can finally fully understand men’s appreciation of Kirsty Gallacher after all these years…

Bitter? Moi?

June 3, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . hot hotness, Is that really necessary?, oh sweet jesus, random, tv. Leave a comment.

00-Smoothie

SHOWBIZ Craig 1How much do you like Daniel Craig? Really? Enough to vote to immortalise him in ice-cream form and then abruptly, ahem, eat him?

Well apparantly some 1,000 women like to vote for these kind of things, and most of them decided that Mr. Craig was the one they’d most like to lick, and Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies obliged these sick chicas.

Weird, but not without it’s charms I suppose.

June 2, 2009. Tags: , , , . funny, hollywood gossip, hot hotness, Is that really necessary?, movies, oh sweet jesus, random. Leave a comment.