Feel-good stories. For us, not them.
There’s a few things we’ve heard today that makes us a little bit more comfortable with our own day to day lives.
In third place we have the story of John Mayer once again opening his mouth, after it’s brief closure, to spout some verbal diarrohea, this time about Britney Spears. John isn’t a fan of her song writing approach. That’s rich coming from a guy who’s just back to his job of song writing ONE day! John seems to have the subject matter of her songs summed up: “Because it’s all about, ‘I’m going out tonight, but nobody look at me. “I’ve never met her and I’m not coming down on her, but all of the songs are sort of like, ‘I’m getting all my girls together, we’re gonna go out’ and ‘I’ve got holes cut out for bleep, I got flashlights on me.’ “And then it’s like, ‘Why’s everybody looking at me? ‘Everybody’s looking at me’ because oh, did you hear verse two, Britney?” Seems to me like Mayer jumped on the “comment on Britney’s comeback” train about six months late. Give him another six months and he’ll comment on Rihanna.
Second, we have the findings of a study that show that the hours people spend with their Brain Training game for DS are pretty much a total waste of time. Brilliant. So for anyone who has ever had Dr. Kawashima make them feel like shit when they do their first brain age check and get 72, or when you haven’t played it for a few days and he gives out to you, or even for those sick puppies who are overjoyed when he remembers your birthday, YOUR LIFE IS BEING WASTED!
And our favourite of the day:
Of course it has to be Kanye. He just does not know when enough is enough in the “it’s all about me” thing. The man recently caused havoc at London Fashion Week, forgetting that, despite his apparant love of fashion, the whole thing IS actually about the designers and their fashion and not him. He turned up late for the Christopher Kane fashion show, so late in fact that he just about caught the models finale walk, and was horrified to discover his front row seat was gone. So he decided to make the pr people cry over it. Which they did. Maybe they should’ve taken a leaf from our new favourite person’s book. Kanye turned up on time for a show the next morning, only problem was he hadn’t RSVP’d. So of course he started to kick up shit but he met the wrong person (or in our minds the RIGHT person) in the host of the show who lost the plot with him, screamed at him and put him and his latest accessory girlfriend back in their neon coloured box. If only we could’ve seen that one.
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