Oh the humanity

For anyone unfamiliar with Susan Boyle, watch the video about and you’ll get the general idea.  Well since her appearance on Britain’s Got Talent things have gotten a little out of hand for Susan.  She now needs a bodyguard, she’s been on tv in America and on Sky News and she’s the favourite to win the show.  But it seems that things have taken a slightly more bizarre turn.

An American adult film company called Kick Ass have offered Susan £700,000 to let them film her losing her virginity. “We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention. Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.”

There is something genuinely upsetting about that whole idea.