The Weighing Kind

nadineNadine Coyle is one sexy lady, there’s no denying that most men would gladly have her as their other half, but maybe they’d reconsider it after hearing about her latest diet obsession. 

Having dinner at The Ivy in London, Nadine ordered a portion of plain fish, no sauce or seasoning, then produced an electronic scales and proceeded to weigh the meal.  Obviously there was somethin’ kinda huge about the meal cos she then broke some of it off and asked for that part to be taken away. An onlooker said “It was the oddest thing I’ve ever seen, but she acted as though it was the most normal thing in the world.”

Obviously all these sexiest woman polls Cheryl Cole has been beating her in lately have triggered off the crazy.


June 4, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . hollywood gossip, hot hotness, Is that really necessary?, music, oh sweet jesus, random, tv. Leave a comment.

Gary Barlow eats Kimberly Walsh!!!

bootifulHe WISHES!!!

Gary was asked after the Brits, which member of Girls Aloud he fancied and it turns out it’s Kimberley (no complaints from us!).  But not content with a normal, bloke-y type reason as to why she’s the tastiest, Gary comes out with “I’d eat Kimberley – she’s very pretty.” Now when it comes to a female, there are only two meanings that the word “eat” can conjure up. One is of the sexual variety and the other is of the cannibal variety and neither are entirely appropriate “older man talking about younger woman” discussions.  Though to be fair she does look tasty in this photo.

However, poor old Cheryl is lucky she’s married cos she’s not gonna be getting any Barlow lovin’. Gary’s unimpressesd cos “there’s not a lot of meat on her.” True that.

February 20, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . hot hotness, music, random, tv. Leave a comment.

Girls Aloud Are Epic

Following on from their Best Single win at the Brits, Girls Aloud have announced what their third single is set to be. Unfortunately for us, we may not be around to hear the end of it.

Thats not a type-o, or a remix, or anything of that nature. That is the actual track from the actual album. It is actually 6 minutes and 42 seconds long. If you’ve listened to that song from start to finish, during that time, 719 people around the world have died. Bohemian Rhapsody is only 5 minutes and 55 seconds long, and you see people needing medical assistance getting off a karaoke stage after “singing” that, so I can only imagine how many people Untouchable might actually kill, aside from the 719 already dead during it being played.

Now, I’m not saying Girls Aloud are killing 719 people every 6 minutes and 42 seconds, but I’m not not saying that either. I simply don’t have the kind of information to confirm or deny that.

February 20, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . funny, music, oh sweet jesus. 1 comment.