Sexy time

Now, I’m not saying that we here at Wedofunny get enjoyment out of celebrities crazy episodes, deteriorations and obvious downward spirals.  Well actually no, that’s exactly what I’m saying.  And here we have three pretty good examples of people other than Lohan or Allen providing us with blog fodder too good to pass up.


Take the hot piece of ass that is (or maybe was!) Pamela Anderson.  Here she is at an opening of a steakhouse looking like she’s spent too much time on the grill herself and melted her face.  Her eyes are barely open under the weight of all the alcohol/drugs/eye gunk she has on.  She obviously couldnt see while she was putting on her bra either cos last time I checked a nude t-shirt bra wasn’t exactly sex on a stick.


Someone who SHOULD be visiting steakhouses and investing in some nude t-shirt bras is Keira “I haven’t eaten since the age of 12” Knightly.  Seriously, this photo is just upsetting.  She looks like she could walk through railings except that her lollipop head would get stuck.  She’s Flat Stanley for the noughties.  She needs to start posting herself places and saving on the air fare.  I realise that she says she’d never be anorexic because of her family history of it and blah blah but she’s not exactly an advocate for the supersize club is she? Actually she needs to grab a bag of Cheeto’s a la Britney, eat for about 2 weeks solid and then restart her career without a trace of a corset in sight.

And finally, we have a surprise appearance by Julia Roberts. Prior to this her only real obvious fault was her inability to walk in heels. (Have you seen her walk in Ocean’s Eleven? Liam Neeson could walk better in a pair of Louboutins than her)  Anyways, Julia gave a funny and obviously drunken speech honouring Tom Hanks at a tribute by the Film Society of Lincoln Centre.  And she decided to riddle it with F’s, T’s and A’s.  She was using the word “fuck” like it was going out of fashion.

What the fuck is this rant about: “Listen, I had lunch today with Rita, and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the fuck?”

What the fuck is right Julia.


April 30, 2009. Tags: , , , , . funny, hollywood gossip, hot hotness, movies, oh sweet jesus, random, tv.

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