Lindsay Lohan; Poverty Striken?

lindsay_lohan_camel_toe1Are people a little too rough on Li-Lo? Yeah, maybe, a little. I mean, she used to be really hot when she had the red hair, and then when she got all off the rails and really skinny and struck up a celesbian relationship with the sister of a massive music producer just as she was starting to re-ignite her own music career…… Yeah, it all smacks a little. But still, give a sister a break, wudja? I mean, this recession has hit everybody equally

“It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And have a house to pay for now,” says the 22 year old multiple mansion owner in her interview with Nylon magazine, who i’m sure paid her for the interview and cover shoot. Does that not count as work? Or the two films she has lined up for release for before the year’s out? Or the new album produced by The Neptunes and other big hitmakers? And did she forget about the fact that she is the face of Italian designer label Fornarnia? I don’t see how she could’ve, since the tv ad for the it came out the day of the interview for the magazine.

But God bless her, she keeps trying anyways. She auditioned for the part of Alice in Tim Burton’s re-imagining of Alice In Wonderland (the part went to absolute nobody Mia Wasikowska), and she’s got some other stuff on the backburner:

“I’m talking to a lot of people right now. One is Sean Penn – I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!”

Sean Penn and Lindsay Lohan and Seth Rogen all in the one movie? Contain. Me. But yes Li-Lo, I’m sure Seth will read the magazine. Are you kidding, he reads Nylon, like, all the time. After Cosmo and Martha Stewart’s Living, its his favourite magazine in the whole wide world!

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March 21, 2009. douch alert, funny, hot hotness, movies, music, oh sweet jesus.

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